Monday, November 5, 2007

Tackling the Wilderness!


First let me say this..... NO I DO NOT HAVE ANY SHAME!!!!

Ok, my stomach is so round and hard and making it beyond impossible to see what is beneth it. I can not shove it or nudge it aside to help my case. I have offically not been able to shave for over a week. Now the trouble is.. I have an appointment with the OB on Thursday and we are at the point where I would prefer to be prepared and neat for the ocassion. So, since I can't do it myself and Rob refuses to help me out in that department I had to get creative. I asked him to hold a mirror for me. He finally agreed after a long conversation, that sounded something like this.
Rob:Do they make you save?
Me: No, they don't MAKE me.
Rob: So, you don't have to?
Me: If you had to examine the lower region of many women each day what would you hope for? (yes, right as I said it I realized I was asking the dumbest thing ever!)
Rob: I would want a variety (as he laughs like mad)!

Anyway he agreed and I'll let you know how it turns out. :)

9 comments:

Arrianah said...

What good is he! LOL, tell him to be a man and suck it up. Zach and I had almost the exact same conversation - Good luck with the tidying up!

madre adoptiva said...

HAHA! I had TDH shave me when I was pregnant with W and he shaved it almost completely BALD with the exception of a very narrow landing strip. Talk about embarrassing!!!

Leah said...

I can't even get my husband to cut the lawn on a regular basis...

BePe Baby said...

LOL... Leah Me either. I won and hired a landscaper this year.. I told him I was tired of our yard making us look like white trash with weeds and grass to the windows.

Arrianah said...

Which is why I'm glad we don't have a front yard sometimes. We would look like we lived in a jungle because I know DH would never do it!

jilltan said...

Hahahaha!!

Anonymous said...

Didnt I tell you about that Magic Shaving Powder? It works wonders and there is no razor involved! I use it once a week, and am now doing my eyebrows with it too! My other friend who is 36 wks just cleaned herself up with it too and she was thrilled. It is the same concept as Neat but it actually WORKS! It is on the shaving isle, in the Ethnic section, in a little tin can with a white and blue label. Or you can buy it as a cream in a tube. Good luck!
Lauren

Brenda said...

Teehee....when I was pg with Mallory, I told my sis that I was going to have dh help me shave and she about died of embarrassment! Hey...whatever you need to do! :)

SarahRachel said...

Ha ha ha...that's awesome! Yeah, I felt like the further along I got in my pregnancy the less modesty I had.