I will give you a replay of last night.
Landon woke up at 3:00 crying. He wouldn't fall asleep in our room or his crib no matter what we tried. By 4:30 he was crying still in his crib. I was laying in bed wondering if he would ever stop and ignoring the comments coming from my right (Rob).
Rob: (turns around to me) "You are not sleeping if I can't sleep." and shakes me.
Me: (rolls away from him) "Grow Up you @#cking @$$hole."
Rob: "Don't get mad at me because the baby is keeping you awake!"
Me: (laying there still completely amazed at what a complete jerk he can be)