I Don't Know How You Ladies Do It!

RECENTLY........ WAIT..... WHY IS MY CAPS PERMINANYLY ON? I WILL APOLIGIZE FOR SCREAMING THIS POST NOW. IPOD CAPS IS STAYING ON.. NO IDEA WHY........

SO RECENTLY, I HAD NAILS PUT ON AND THE ADORABLE SHOP OWNER SAT WITH ME WHILE I WAS READING AND WAITING . WE GOT TO TALKING ABOUT WAXING (SHUDDER). I HAVE NEVER WAXED AND WITH THE OVER GROWTH OF MY GARDEN I WOULD BE FAR TOO EMBARRASSED.

IT'S A BIT LIKE WHEN YOU FEEL YOU NEED TO CLEAN YOU HOUSE BEFORE THE CLEANERS COME. I SAY THAT NOT BECAUSE I HAVE A CLEANER BUT BECAUSE I ONCE WAS YOUR CLEANER. OK BACK ON TRACK.

Alright on my puter now that caps issue was bothering me.

So she starts trying to talk me into waxing. All I can think about is how much it will hurt. I get a 'bright' idea. Why don't I use my electric (infomercial) plucker to give myself a head start and have it grow in thinner.

HOLY SH#@!!!! That is all I can say. It hurts like hell. I have swelling, pain and bumps. I am not sure I could ever go through with waxing if I can't even get through plucking.. I have no idea why anyone would willingly do this over and over to them selves.

Maybe because I am Italian.